Carl Wiese said:
I want one that say "Idiot Recovery Vehicle" or "Silly Web Wheeler....." you get the idea, because as YJ stated, Murphy's law.
Mall Cruiser Recovery Vehicle is a good one. Seems like in Lars pic, always some idiot thinks they can go anywhere since they have "4 wheel drive"
Case in point: Last week I'm driving by a vacant lot that has a dug burm around it to keep folks out. There's a newer little Blazer stuck coming out, and a brand new crew cab F-250 diesel stuck going in. I stop and ask if they need help and the lady tells me to not try to come in or I'll get stuck too. I look over at the "road" going into the lot and reply that I think I can make it.
As I'm backing up to the Ford in the lot to pull it forward, another guy stops in the street to pull it back out. He claims he'll get him out. So after I watch them screw the football for a few minutes and make lots of tire smoke with his 2X Chebbie, I hook up to the front of the Ford, pull him over and have him pull the woman back over. She had her foot on the brake the whole time

But the ITEC motor drug her anyway

Both said they had 4 wheel drive and I told them, "no not really" and explained why they didn't and why you don't drive over 3' hills in a stock trim vehicle.
I doubt they learned anything, and I'll probably be pulling them from a snow bank next weekend by the local ski lodge. But it will cost them $20
