Originally Posted by scorp1us
Reminds me of an old joke:
Army guy (PFC) walks into a bathroom with a Marine Sergeant taking a piss.
Sgt leaves the stall and heads to the door.
PFC says to the Sgt , "In the army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss".
"In they Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands" and walks out.
By the time you can join the Navy, somebody's already taught you not to piss on your hands.
Maybe because you find when you pull into port, girls don't like that.