Third Annual IHSTO Roadkill Coon Smoke-off

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  1. M. Mayben

    M. Mayben High Wheeler

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    It's that time of year agin kids. If ya don't show up at La Casa de Agua on May 17, then ya ain't squat (at least in tha IH wurld)!

    Show up at Chu's in Woodburn at 8:30ayem, line up behind Lyle and Linda, and head south. Linda will fill in the deetales.

    All you folks stayin' down south in the temperate zone better dam shore show up too, this long distance relationship yawl got goin' with us SUKS!

    Are ya clueless what we be talkin' here? If so, check out past year's pardees:

    http://www.binderplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49088&highlight=coon

    and:

    http://www.binderplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65491&highlight=coon

    If tha weather is drippin' agin,then we'll play inside or wherever...we've remodeled tha shops agin so's there's plenty more room ta spread out. And it'd be great for some folks ta do a sleepover/PJ pardee too, with flapjacks on Sunday mornin'. Bring bedrolls for that!

    Only requirements for admission are...bring a traditional IHSTO potluck side dish AND chairs that fit yore size butt. We got some, but not enuff! We'll supply drinkin' agua, sodees, and beer, but if ya don't like our brands, brung yore own! Linda will bring the offishul IHSTO place settings.

    Rules as always...there AIN'T NO RULES, and ...Bring DAWGS (kidz welcome too!).

    Here's the directions to La Casa de Agua coming down from Woodburn:

    From Woodburn/Chu’s take I-5 southbound to the Eugene/Springfield/Hiway 126 exit/McKenzie Hiway EASTbound (exit 194A).

    Come all the way eastbound on 126, it's a "bypass" around
    Springfield, and then feeds into Main St./Business126.

    For anyone coming northbound on I-5, take the same exit which will lead you right onto the ramp for Hiway 126 EASTbound.

    Take a left at the Hiway 126 bypass/business junction in front of Albertsons, you'll be heading near due east on Hiway 126 out of Springfield. Next gas from that Albertsons or the Shell next door is at the Pratt store in Leaburg near our house, but gas is about 20 cents higher there than in town.

    You'll go through Thurston, Cedar Flat, Deerhorn, and then pass the
    Leaburg powerhouse on the right (river is on the right also), just
    before a big curve to the left. Keep coming on 1/2 mile and you'll drop down
    into the burg of Leaburg (milepost 20 I think).

    Slow down and watch for an actual street sign on the right that says Leaburg Dr., take a sharp right at that sign. You'll be facing a small bluish/gray frame house right on the road with a picket fence under construction, turn in their driveway on the left side. There is also a house number sign there in that driveway that says 42790, that's us.

    All the neighbors know y'all are coming so they won't try and collect a toll.

    Come down the drive past the red barn and take the right hand fork of the driveway, you'll see the shophouse then, it's a 3 story cedar shingle building. The two 4-legged intrusion alarms will greet ya but they will move when ya try and run over 'em, that's an intimidation game they like to play with newbies. Park anywhere, on the grass is fine.

    GPS coordinates are usually close to:

    N44* 6’ 18”
    W122* 40’ 45”

    Since we got this continental drift thing going on, those may be off by a few seconds at any point in time!

    One way distance is approximately 103 miles from Chu's.

    Cell: (510) 501-3680
    Landline: (541) 896-3645

    Smailmail addy is:

    Michael Mayben/Kathy Schnobrich
    42790 Leaburg Dr.
    Leaburg, OR 97489

    Anything else y'all need, let me know! This is gonna be F.U.N.!


    MM/KS
     
  2. scoutboy74

    scoutboy74 Lives in an IH Dealership

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    Well Mike, I's tryin' tuh be a guud bubba. I dun been talkin' up this here shindig y'all are fixin' tuh host. I got two, mebbe 3 ol' boys who ain't a'scert tuh naw on uh hunk uh 'coon and wash it down with a swaller uh 'shine. With any luck, you'll be hit by a suthern invashun. Hide yer womenfolks and yer field maggots!
     
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    Looks like it's down ta me an' one other ol' boy makin' the trek up. Probly won't be drivin' any IH junk due to the price of petroleenee, but we'll see. Even if I've gotta fly solo, I'll be there as I've got a bit of tradin' ta do with our esteemed secksetary/dinero wrangler. Looking forward to it. So who all's plannin' on attending? Don't be a-scaret ta commit now.
     
  4. M. Mayben

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    Okeh Trev...if yawl don't show, you be missin' tha latest addition to tha protein pile for smokin' artifacts:

    http://www.mexicanwerewolf.com/_movie/faq.html

    Dawgs dun drug up sum new foodstuffs yestidy and laid it right by Finn's smoker. Research (and SpottedOwl Gore) sez these thangs may be kinda common down around Klamath Falls too??

    Anyhoo, add some twoweek (estimate) aged Chupacabra to tha menu too, better git here early since tha dam thang's kinda skinny. Mike Roth dun sed he's excited since he don't like hair in hiz hawgmeat and Chupee should go right nice with hiz diet.

    I'd advise against draggin' along yore pet goats though, sheeps is OK since they be expendable.

    We needa HAID COUNT so we know how much Chupee ta slice up!
     
  5. Monte Lauer

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    Mike I am still sittin on the fence, I have 5 weeks to finish the Mud Project and I am gonna need every bit of the time required to get it done. After I get the tranny back from you the real fun begins.:)
     
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    with so many varying types or genus species of chupa what particular ones do you have hanging from the rafters? I hope it's not one of those alien ones. I have heard that eating them causes some pretty acidic prophylactic explosions. But the dog like ones I hear go great with some Louisiana hot sauce and Tabasco. Personally any of the American breeds are typically grown up on Hormones and are generally not free range Chupas. It's the ones smuggled in from our brothers south of the border that have the real chops.
     
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    Save the Chupas! Don't eat 'em! They'd make dam fine pets 'speshulee the dawg-like ones. That'd be a heck of a binness oportunity, domestikatin' chupacabras and sellin' 'em as pets. Back off Drew. I thought of it first.
     
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    We is gunna wus ther!
     
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    I'll be there. :wheelchair:

    JP
     
  10. M. Mayben

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    Bringa shotgun Jim, you can stand guard. Anutha chupee showed up out on tha slab overnite...the dawgs was inside so THEY didn't find drag it up. These'uns may be aliens Drew, just fallin' like rain/snow?? Weren't no slime trail on tha grass.

    And just as hareliss as my haid's gonna be tonite, it's skinnin' time agin...another friend is on chemo now (that's where momma's been tha last seven weeks) and she's loosin' too so we need ta match 'til she's OK!
     
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    Count two more adults and one noisy soon to be seven year old.
     
  12. M. Mayben

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    Guud deal Dave and Carol! I'm sure Steph can now reach the pedals on the S80...so she and Haley can snake logs witha choker and chain all afternoon down by the river. Once they git finished, they can make anutha trip to tha beach!
     
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    Mike I have to ask myself why you have a Chupa infestation. Is it because they can tell you are from Tejas and your blood tastes alot like like our brothers south of the border or is it because you have a secret stash of Shiner Bock Beer they are trying to get at?
     
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    Close Monte!

    No Shinerswiggin' while I wuz home...but an even BETTER transfusion (I can only do about two of 'em onctamonth per the sawbones team, YOU understand that!)!

    That wuz somma that Hill Country Binders club brew they made up speshul for tha oldfart's B-day bash back in January! They used tha IHSTO reeseat for that batch, but made it with limestone-filtered Agua de Edwards Aquaifer.

    Exactly ONE bottle of that swill will be the COLLECTIBLE grand prize at tha Coonfest, and comes completely equipped witha dam jinyoowine HCB coozie (in RED)! Gotta be present to win!
     
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    Jes' figgerd why tha Chupee invasion is rainin' down. Since I got about as much use for tha "Homeland Security" jakelaigs up in WashDC as I do for them Demosocialistcrats and their heygurl tha Hildabeest, this is retaliation from on high.

    These two worthless jughaids dun had a breedin' and tha Chupees are poppin' out like maggots.

    NOW I know how ta fight 'em off!
     

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    Them chupees don't bother me so much. Jes as long as ya ain't got any uh them crocagators in yer river up ther.
     
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    mike
    if all goes well
    i should be in town so i head that way
     
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    Linda and I will be there, but you already knew that.

    Anyone else who is planning on showing up, please post. Mike needs to know how much to stick in the smoker. Not sure what he is putting in the smoker and I'm not sure I want to know, but he needs to know how many to plan for.

    Lyle
     
  19. M. Mayben

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    I actually memberd ta swing by where youse stays sumtimes Russ (last week)! But guess what...nobody home!

    Be guud ta see yawl!

    Got sum Chupeecabrito laigs (young milk-fed Chupee) stashed away just for Lyle...tastes like chikin if ya ain't ever had chikin before. Otherwise tastes like frog laigs.
     
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    My wife has a tribal activity conflicting on that date so It will be Mike and
    I it seems. Perhaps Halie depending on ??? looking forward to a great time again.

    Greg
     

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